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Martyn Chapman
Author
The Wörm's musings
The Wörm's Musings
Introducing
the many guises of
The Wörm

"My girlie days are a nightmare! How do you carry your clutch bag?"

"I met this bird the other day. She gave me the eye and said: 'Tasty!'"

"Am I a sexy girl or a boy? Well, I’m a hermaphrodite, sweetie, so it depends who’s asking?"

"Hallo BookWörm"


"Kids, say ‘no’ to concrete."
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